What would you think of a web framework that advertises itself as:

• having no session handling
•  imposes a specific testing framework
• has an exclusionary “API” that tries to be self contained with the philosophy that it is “all you will never need”
• using static controllers
• requiring you to handling requests asynchronously
• being yet another clone of Rails
• using Scala for templates
• written in Java but goes out of it’s way to avoid the existing java ecosystem

It’s called Play.